Here's the progression of the game: you start off with an actually pretty neat walk through Shitty 17, and then a little while later you're in a sewer for over an hour. Unfortunately, G-man (who had been stalking Gordon for the entire game) captures him again and the game ends. He goes on an adventure for 2 days, meeting Morgan Freeman and his half-black daughter, psychotic fundamentalists, English buccaneers, and eventually goes back to City 17 and pwns Br33n's sorry ass. Gordon then gets kidnapped by an alcoholic and is subjected into revolting against the relatively peaceful regime. He spends his days blabbing about shit on giant screens, eating the flesh of his enemies, and rounding up all the kids in the world to his secret lair (ergo there are no children in the game). City 17 and the entire world are controlled Dr.Br33n, a local pedophile and war-monger. After the events of the first game, Gordon Freeman was kidnapped, teleported thousands of years back in time and raped in oblivion for at least 100 years by G-man, and then somehow ended up on a train heading for City 17.
The game is based on the adventures of a cardboard cut-out named Gordon Freeman. It is mostly used as a platform for socially-stunted gamers to play Counter-Strike. Half-Life 2: Electric Boogaloo is an overrated first-person shooter developed by Valve Corporation, that won at least 100 Game of the Year awards. HOLY SHIT EPISODE 3 NEVER CAME INTO PRODUCTION AND WILL NEVER BE RELEASED!!!1 This page contains spoilers - important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed.